Description

Carry your cognitive dissonance.
This isn’t just a tote — it’s a fabric-based cry for help. Featuring the full-body horror of #AMDO (America’s Most Disgusting Orange), this premium cotton tote holds books, groceries, subpoenas, or the last shreds of democracy.

Perfect for farmers markets, protest lines, or emotionally complicated brunches.

Specs:

• Fabric: 100% cotton, 310–400 g/m² — thick enough to carry everything you’re avoiding.
• Handles: Long, reinforced, and ready to drag this mess wherever it needs to go.
• Print Area: Front & back. More space to disappoint strangers in checkout lines.
• Capacity: 10 liters. Roughly one full meltdown.
• Care: Lukewarm hand wash only — unlike your opinions.
• Color Note: On natural totes, all white design elements print transparent. Plan your sins accordingly.

Edition Notes:
Front: Full grotesque, mid-rant.
Back (optional): #AMDO in GoPokes Orange (#FF3C00), or left blank for plausible deniability.
Made on demand. No minimums. No mercy. Just cotton and consequences.