Description

Hang your hysteria.
This isn’t just a poster — it’s a memorial to misinformation. A pulp-drenched portrait of America’s Most Disgusting Orange, captured mid-scream and reprinted in archival fidelity for your living room, safehouse, or faculty lounge.

Designed to outlast the news cycle and your tolerance, this unframed Master’s Edition print is legally considered art. (So far.)

Matte. Acid-free. Framed only by implication.

Specs:

• Paper Finish: Matte, uncoated, natural white. Off-white, technically — like denial.
• Paper Weight: 250 gsm (110 lb), thickness: 0.29 mm (11.4 mils). Heavy enough to mean it.
• Archival Grade: Acid-free with pH above 7. For truth that doesn’t yellow.
• Print Quality: Ultra-high resolution. Every pore. Every pulp splash. Every bad decision.
• Dimensions: 18×24 inches. Other sizes available, but this one hurts best.
• Sustainability: FSC-certified paper. Grown and processed responsibly — unlike him.
• Frame: Not included. Not necessary. Not emotionally available.

Edition Notes:
Ships on demand. No warehouse shame.
No minimums, no apologies, no direct eye contact.
This product does not claim to represent any known fruit.
But if you see him, that’s on you.