Smaller. Sharper. Still watching.

This 11oz ceramic mug is ideal for hot beverages and cold realities. With a colored rim, interior, and handle, it adds a cheerful contrast to the fact that Mr. Pimpy never blinks.

Great for microdosing caffeine, consequences, or both. Prints vivid. Cleans easy. Carries weight.

Mug Specs:

• Material: Ceramic — glossy and complicit
• Size: 11oz — compact, concentrated anxiety
• Color Accents: Rim, handle, and interior — choose your delusion
• Print Zone: White surface for full-color clarity
• Care: Dishwasher + microwave safe — because even your coping mechanisms need to be low-maintenance

Printed on demand. No minimums. No exit strategy. Just hot liquid and a pit bull that judges your pour.