Comfort, but corrupted.

This heavy blend hoodie is for cold mornings, soft exiles, and public emotional shutdowns. Mr. Pimpy stares outward while you retreat inward — safely encased in a cotton/poly mix that hugs like a trauma blanket and wears like a warning.

Air jet yarn keeps it soft. Rib knit cuffs hold the line. And the front pouch pocket is big enough to hide your hands or your guilt.

Hoodie Specs:

• Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester — dual system, unresolved
• Lining: Double-lined hood with matching drawstring — redundant by design
• Feel: Air jet yarn — soft enough to lie to yourself
• Structure: Rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex — flexible containment
• Storage: Front pouch pocket — hide your phone, your keys, or your resentment

Printed on demand. No minimums. No accountability. Just warmth, ink, and the weight of implication.