Mister Pimpy in Color (Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000) GoPokes.org Edition

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Mister Pimpy in Color (Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000) GoPokes.org Edition

Price range: $27.72 through $42.30

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This is your base layer.

A heavyweight cotton tee, designed for casual collapse and institutional non-compliance. Classic fit, no frills — just a digitally distressed pit bull staring out like he knows exactly who you were before the rollback.

Made for daily wear. Or occasional confrontations. Holds up in the wash and under pressure.


Shirt Specs:

  • Material: 100% cotton — untreated, unfiltered, unrepentant
  • Collar: Seamless double-needle — smooth where it counts
  • Hemlines: Double-stitched at the bottom and sleeves — stable enough for now
  • Structure: Taped neck and shoulders — reinforced like your best lies
  • Fit: Classic — not ironic, just inevitable

Printed on demand. Not available in stores. No refund for emotional damage.

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    Size

    S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

    Color

    Black, Navy, White

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