The #GlitchintheMatrix goes gallery.

Printed on our Master’s Edition archival matte paper, this unframed relic gives you all the trauma and none of the glass. Natural white, uncoated, and pH-balanced — so it won’t yellow like the institutions that failed you.

Mr. Pimpy never blinks. But this print absorbs light like it remembers things you don’t.

Paper Specifications:

• Finish: Uncoated matte, natural off-white — like a ghost that doesn’t scream
• Acid-Free: pH > 7 — so it ages better than you did
• Weight: 250 gsm (110 lb), Thickness: 0.29 mm (11.4 mils) — thick enough to feel permanent
• Sizes: 29 formats across inches & centimeters — because imperialism is optional
• Sustainability: FSC-certified, environmentally sound — despite the content

No minimums. No excuses. Printed and shipped on demand. Because truth shouldn’t sit in inventory.