Carry your obligations, projections, and three copies of the same CVS receipt — in one emotionally stable cotton sack.

Printed with the ever-watchful eyes of Mr. Pimpy, this long-handled tote handles your grab-and-go needs like it handles your unresolved conflicts: with reinforced stitching, dead silence, and full accountability.

Don’t worry — any white in your design disappears into the void. Just like your early ambitions.

Spec Breakdown:

• Material: 100% cotton — sturdy, breathable, judgment-free
• Print Area: Front & back — full-frame confrontation
• Reinforcement: Stitched handles — reinforced like denial
• Capacity: 10 liters — fits books, trauma, and a backup hoodie
• Fabric Weight: 9.14 – 11.80 oz/yd² (310–400 g/m²) — serious but soft
• Care: Lukewarm hand wash only — no machine can clean this

Printed on demand. No minimums. No disclaimers. Just cotton, code, and containment.