Sip like you’re being watched.

This 15oz ceramic mug is ideal for coffee, cocoa, or whatever boiling truth you pretend is breakfast. Featuring a glossy white surface and Mr. Pimpy’s unflinching stare, this mug turns every beverage into an intervention.

Dishwasher safe. Microwave safe. Emotionally unsafe.

Mug Specs:

• Material: Ceramic — hard, breakable, functional
• Size: 15oz — enough to drown one bad idea
• Surface: Glossy white — too smooth to trust
• Print: Full-color, high-resolution — withstands heat, shame, and most dish cycles
• Care: Safe for microwaves, dishwashers, and long silences

Printed on demand. No minimums. No trigger warnings. Just Mr. Pimpy, watching you pretend to hold it together.