This is the baseline layer. The uniform of people who’ve seen too much, said too little, and still somehow show up.

Printed on heavyweight cotton, this classic-fit tee is built like a statement and worn like a shrug. Think: funeral for a server. Summer of software failure. Childhood, but with better stitching.

Durable enough to survive the wash. Soft enough to forget who you were before The Site came online.

Tech Specs:

• Material: 100% cotton — no blends, no pretense
• Neck & Shoulders: Taped for structure, like a bandage you forgot to take off
• Collar: Seamless double-needle — strong, smooth, unbothered
• Hems: Double-stitched sleeves and bottom — because you deserve a clean exit
• Fit: Classic. Not tailored. Not ironic. Just real.

Wear it until it disassociates with you. Then keep wearing it.