Begin your descent with dignity.

Whether it’s morning coffee, trauma tea, or post-therapy cocoa, this 15oz ceramic mug holds the weight of your beverage and whatever else you’re carrying today. Glossy white, deceptively innocent — until the glitch art kicks in.

Dishwasher and microwave safe, because you shouldn’t have to hand-wash your coping mechanisms.

Mug Stats:

• Material: Ceramic — fragile but functional. Relatable.
• Volume: 15oz — just enough to avoid confrontation but not enough to fix anything
• Print: Vivid and durable — like a memory that keeps showing up in dreams
• Care: Safe for microwaves, dishwashers, and probably emotional scalding

Drink (coffee) responsibly. Or don’t. This mug doesn’t judge. “The Site” might, though.